Dean of the school since his father's passing, E.J. (Edgar Joshua) Winchester II has not done a very good job.  To put it simply, he's the son of a very rich man.  He's not very funny either.  Pretty much like D.L. Hughley.

The younger brother of Adam Sandler's scribe (Tim Herlihy), Thomas was awarded the chair of the Comedic Simplicity Department by winning an essay contest.  His essay, entitled, "My Brother Wrote This While Adam Sandler Made Noises" was a terrific romp.

A 1971 WPSA graduate, Glenda makes sure that all of the students are being as bizarre and original as possible.  She does the most important and influential work in the school.

In the late 1960s, Lippy Martinez was the brashest, sweatiest, floppingest, fattest student at WPSA.  He was responsible for incredible performances, and copious amounts of heroin abuse (thus the weight loss).  We'd like to think he's cleaned up, but we already know that he's an acid casulty.

Brockton's post is outdated, kind of like a Shakespeare professor in a theatre department.  He also looks a little like Jon Lovitz.

Bradford Milligan owes E.J. Winchester II a great deal of money.  An incredible deal of money.  He's working it off.  The students laugh at him too.  He deserves it, ever since we found those pictures.

Thadrick creates all of the school's promotional literature, and he's also involved in numerous "multi-level marketing" programs available online through bulk e-mail.